Lack of ambition is a criticism often raised against Soldiers by clueless officers faced with report writing. This is often levelled at soldiers who have just told the CO to shove his: Cadre course/move to the training wing/Commision etc. It started to appear on my CRs after I told the CO "I don't want an LE commision sir, I still have some standards!" To counter this I decided to make the CO and the other officers in the Bn aware of my ambitions and to give them an update as these changed. DII is an excellent means to do this. I now publish my ambitions on a weekly basis. My ambition last week was to get Paris Hilton in a hotel room, set up the pervy cam, drink the mini bar dry, have a w'ank and fall asleep (why should she have it better than my missus?) All she had to do was remember her lines from the last video "Eeeeeuuww!" My ambition this week is to push a kit bag full of Baboons up Gordon Browns arse, on live TV, then film the escape. Do you have an ambition?