Spying one one's neighbours

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Raven2008, Aug 2, 2010.

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  1. Just half? Ooooh I just thought through statistics and they mean the female half of the population! In which case it sounds fairly accurate.

    Personally I think the good looking couple opposite are strippers because of their hours (well my ex hopes so in the birdies case), the secretive family in the flat on the corner are naturally hiding a dead body, the gay lads in the end house are of course on the run from their ex wives (bless them they are only about 20 years old)... oh and my next door neighbour needs more padding in his cycle shorts.
     
  2. I tried to explain to the plod that everyone snoops on their neighbours, but they still had a go at me for perving through her bedroom window.
     
  3. So much for equality of the sexes - she goes displaying herself, you look - you get nicked.

    HOWEVER, if you go displaying yourself and she looks - YOU get nicked - it's soooooo unfair.

    Personally I blame Harridan Harperson.