Spy in ladies public toilet wore knickers

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by swansea84, Mar 26, 2010.

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  1. What, as in his girlfriends cap and nightgown? :lol:
  2. Wouldnt suprise me.
  3. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Welsh. say no more
  4. Whatever turns one on :D :D
  5. Were his 'girl friend's' knickers that he was wearing made from lamb's wool?
  6. Funny thing is He's actually English. :)) says alot i guess
  7. He was kept in custody and referred to Crown Court? Surely this is merely a minor offence?
  8. What a marvellous chap, I wore my girlfriend's knicks to work once but drilling a hole in the the wall of ladies' lav to observe some hot tart doing a poo is pure genius!

  9. You mean that's actually illegal?......oh bugger! Back to spaffing through people's letter boxes for me then.


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  10. The complainent was obviosly pissed that he decided not to "satisfy" himself whilst looking at her!!!!!

    not sure about the soiled part though ????????
  11. It's only a minor offence if it's a Ewe, very common and only a £1.00 fine.

    It's a Crown Court job, because peeping at an actual non ovine female is regarded as being seriously unnatural.
  12. You make this sound like a bad thing.

    It is!!!!! Damn I better get a new hobby