Spunk Facials

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by rampant, Jun 7, 2009.

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  1. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

  2. Nice Gift for from a son on Mothers Day.

    'And you made it yourself too, son. Lovely.'
     
  3. How the f uck did you find that :? :? Have you been googleing sperm :D
     
  4. samm1551

    samm1551 Old-Salt Book Reviewer

    How do you think us women stay looking young? ;)
     
  5. Mrs CC has a wrinkle free future then, I mean I only did it for her you know as a favour.
     
  6. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Oddly enough I found it on badscience.net, it was on the mini bloggs at the side entitled "It's not gross, it's romantic...." WTF?
     
  7. I liked this answer

    Well...

    I am a 56 year old female and no one guess my real age.

    People (men or women) are always guessing my age around 30/35 the most.

    I still have my monthly period, every 28 days...regular like a clock.

    My face, neck, body...are all wrinkles or blemishes free.

    I have beautiful hair too...shinny and thick.

    I owe my "fountain of youth" to sperm, the fresh and right from the source kind.

    I have been ingesting huge quantities of it since I was 18...is always my favorite part of the oral sex, I don't waste it or leave any spills.

    Just think about it...you can create another human being with sperm, it has all the vital components to rejuvenate your body.

    Never done botox, or any cosmetic procedure...and my immune system is fantastic! I never ever catch even a simple cold of flu. The last time I got sick from a virus was before I started to consume sperm in a daily basis.

    Many of you might read this and say eeeeewwww...but I am a living proof of the benefits a woman can have from it.

    And, ohhh, I am married to a very happy 35 year old man who never complains about my daily regimen :)

    Need to show this to the wife
     
  8. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    Gargling, possibly.