Spuff Economics: How much is your Harry Monk worth?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Vegetius, Aug 14, 2005.

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  1. Check out this article, where it appears that there is an illicit trade in spunk on the Intaweb:


    Now, this is all very interesting and that, but the key question that crossed my mind when I read it was how much is my spuff actually worth?

    Without being too big-headed, I'm an extremely virile man who has fathered a healthy, strapping mini-Veg. Ergo, I've proven that there is lead in me pencil and as such my Harry Monk must command a premium price. I reckon a small tupperware pot of my spuff has got to be worth five hundred quid of anyone's money, and that's if you just chose to use it as a protein-rich anti-cellulite treatment.

    So, gents, how much is your spuff worth?

  2. I imagine the market for spuff on t'interweb is fuelled not buy the quality of the product, but by quantity. Have a look at Cooking With Cum to see why a healthy supply might be required. And at only 5 calories a squirt, its low fat too.

  3. dry wretches 8O
  4. What on earth were you searching for?
  5. Cooking with cumquats. It all went horribly wrong.

  6. I thought it was spelt Kumquat? 8O
  7. Blah blah blah.

    FFS, what is your Harry worth in cold, hard cash?
  8. Sixty

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    Ahem. From the Beeb

    Boring but factual:

    "The Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority (HFEA) is consulting on how to recompense donors in a bid to combat the shortage of donors.

    Donors are paid £15 plus "reasonable expenses" but HFEA is proposing paying up to £1,000 expenses for eggs.

    Expenses for sperm donations could amount to £50 but men can donate up to 50 times every six months."

  9. ^ That is fcuking blatant discrimination. As I said, my seed is worth five hundred quid easily.

    Mind you, every time I crack one off now I'm going to think of the fifteen quid I've just wasted into some ultra-absorbent kitchen roll.

  10. My old flatmate in the States was earning an extra £400 a month. Outstanding deal! he saw it as free money for something he was going to do anyway and free access to all the free porn you want. He even dated one of the nurses for a couple of months. Brits are ruled out though because of BSE etc.

    However, I have seen ads for egg donation in a student newspaper for up to $30,000 for someone who fits the right profile. (Blonde, blue eyes, fit, clever etc.)
  11. I must have at least 1500 quid's worth in one sock. 8)
  12. You haven't mate, while you've been sleeping LJH has been visiting and sucking that sock dry :D
  13. Hey veggie, crack it off into an ice cube tray and freeze it, you could save it up as a kind of "slush fund"
  14. ...then put the ice cubes in the blender, creating the world's first frozen fertility drink, the Spunky Slush Puppy!