Check out this article, where it appears that there is an illicit trade in spunk on the Intaweb: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4145378.stm Now, this is all very interesting and that, but the key question that crossed my mind when I read it was how much is my spuff actually worth? Without being too big-headed, I'm an extremely virile man who has fathered a healthy, strapping mini-Veg. Ergo, I've proven that there is lead in me pencil and as such my Harry Monk must command a premium price. I reckon a small tupperware pot of my spuff has got to be worth five hundred quid of anyone's money, and that's if you just chose to use it as a protein-rich anti-cellulite treatment. So, gents, how much is your spuff worth? V!