Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by gunnerfalkey, Aug 9, 2008.

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  1. What is the SPS?

    Ma recruiter tell me that i shud do SPS, he says itz Special Paratrooper Soldiers. A part of UKSF. Basically made up to do jobs dat the marroon ladz can't hack (deniable). Pretty Huzh huzh.

    He say i have da qualities to be the trooper.

    Moar information appreciate.

    Ta muchly guyz.
  2. First of all, wah.

    And yes, the SPS are indeed the Special Paratrooper Soldiers. But we call them the SPS (pronounced Sp-u-ss).

    Their renowned amongst International SF circles for their killer CQOOB (That's Close Quarter Office Objects Battle for the uninitiated, but I didn't tell you that.)

    I best not say anymore, or else I may wake up stapled to a tree with a hundred well placed paper-cuts bleeding out.