Spread the Arrse Word through the AMS

Discussion in 'Professionally Qualified, RAMC and QARANC' started by Ventress, Nov 22, 2004.

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  1. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    Just a note say we are only a few posts away from becoming the most used and abused board on the site. :D

    (Apart from the big jobs, like the NAAFI and Current Affairs etc!) :lol:

    Get amongst the troops and spread the word.

    Its not that D-L and Bulldog are dull- (Maybe they are slightly! :wink:)
  2. Only slightly :wink:
  3. If you get any anonymous letters, remember to wash your hands afterwards...........or, you may be visiting the toilet quite a lot :wink:
  4. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    Chemical Warfare? WMD's!
  5. Anonymous business cards with the site address are good. Easy to conceal and cheap to produce they can be placed in lockers, desk drawers, inside the coffee mugs in the toast room, etc.

    For those of you who don't like to show the colour of your arrse
  6. What goes on in the "Toast" room :?:
  7. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    Tea and toast, you cant beat it! I introduced it to my gang, they love it!
  8. what about the naked wrestling :wink:
  9. Hmmmmmmm......

    Ventress likes tea and toast........

    dui-lai likes naked mud wrestling.......

    Ventress said dui-lai is dull........

    tea and toast or naked mud wrestling?


    Tough one this......

  10. I love you BBC :wink:
  11. will there be mud at the bash on the 4th?
  12. I saw a variation on Men and Motors instead of mud Baked Beans and Coleslaw, could have had a BBQ to follow
  13. Is the prodigious nature of our posting rate due entirely to the fact that none of us have enough proper work to do?

  14. Well we could all jump in the Trafalgar Square fountain :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  15. :roll: :idea: