Spray to boost female sex drive

#1
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4252999.stm

Great - Now all I need is a delivery mechanism and all women not in 3R are prey to my charms.

There again some of the birds I've pulled in the past looked like they were masked up anyway.


A spray that helps increase women's enjoyment of sex has undergone successful trials.
The spray, developed by Australian company Acrux, contains the male sex hormone testosterone.

It was initially designed with post-menopausal women in mind, but has also been shown to work for young women with a low libido.
 
#3
maninblack said:
Fine if you like porking ahiry birds.....bit like being in the navy.
:D :D :D Tuna/pasta salad ALL over monitor!
 
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Biscuits_AB

Guest
#4
Somebody suggested using Fly Spray on Dale the Snail................................... and Mace on her fat pal BBC (to keep her away from the fridge).
 
#5
Maybe that stuff will go well with these..

A company in California [ where else?] called Munki Munki has a line of scented panties
They feature cartoon characters impregnated with frangrances.. The scratch and sniff aromas include the Handyman [ smells like cedar ]
Backyard Guy [ BBQ flavoured ] MowerMan [ new cut grass scent ] and the Couch Potato [ smells like pop corn ].

just for you ladies.. I'm aroused.. now you can be too..

or not...
 
#6
Rocketeer said:
Maybe that stuff will go well with these..

A company in California [ where else?] called Munki Munki has a line of scented panties
They feature cartoon characters impregnated with frangrances.. The scratch and sniff aromas include the Handyman [ smells like cedar ]
Backyard Guy [ BBQ flavoured ] MowerMan [ new cut grass scent ] and the Couch Potato [ smells like pop corn ].
& Popeye the sailor man [rotting Tuna]
 

chimera

LE
Moderator
#7
I thought that a woman's sex drive was somehow related to the expenditure of cash???
 
#11
Spray to improve the female sex drive?......mmmmmmm, personally, I find any pefurme by Hermes wrapped in nice paper will certainly award you an interested glance in your direction.... :wink:

(I can admit this in the secure knowledge I will be getting damn all on Monday.... :? )
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
#12
Not sure if I believe this spray will work, sounds like too much hype.
However another firm has found a substance that will halt a woman's sexual drive completely.

















They call it 'wedding cake'.
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
#14
What sort of Herpes don't you have & what kind of paper should it be wrapped it in ?
 

maninblack

LE
Book Reviewer
#15
MiB is considering publishing a scientific paper in The Lancet on the little known chemical reactions of gold.

The only common chemical reaction involving gold is that with mercury.

HOWEVER.....consider this.

You meet a woman......things go swimmingly, they are cheerful, enthusiastic, healthy and you get to do all kinds of depraved acts and on top of this, with an almost alarming frequency you get to top 'em up with baby-gravy. This can go on for years until you introduce a small amount of gold alloy into the equation.

Then their metabolism becomes destabilised, they get frequent headaches, backaches, nausea, they become moody and demanding and their gentials heal up.

Strange.
 
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Biscuits_AB

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#16
Prodigal said:
Spray to improve the female sex drive?......mmmmmmm, personally, I find any pefurme by Hermes wrapped in nice paper will certainly award you an interested glance in your direction.... :wink:

(I can admit this in the secure knowledge I will be getting damn all on Monday.... :? )
Come round mine Prod. I'll slip you one.
 
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