Nah - it's due to having signed on with theI have Bravo_Bravo down as a late developer. Two years ago, people would have scoffed at the idea that he would be the SPOTY 2019 front runner. And now the bookmakers are close to stopping taking bets on him.
It's a sad story of mental decline and meths...
Are you really that bored?Tell us more about your tall tales of 7.62mm in your chopper?
More like if you mention you've been to Tenerife, Redshift will make claim to boring stories of his adventures in Fourerife while thinking it's Elevenerife, Lob-on will have a perfectly evasive mumble about his own lecturing at Fourerife College so it must be true, Baggie will take a shite on whatever takes it's interest when it isn't off getting blotto, and B_B will cry about people notionally crying in his own mind about him being less hard than a soft boiled egg.I voted Redshift, purely on the basis he is the arrse equivilent of one of those annoying adds that pop up when"researching" online.
Nothing at all to add to whatever is being discussed but - generates something just to become involved in the discussion.
I could start a thread about the time I wild-camped on The Moon and slept inside an eskimo - 5 posts down he'd be there with "Reminds me of the time I..." - and a few pictures off google to qualify whatever.
I suppose he is the online equivilent of 'Muzak'.
Obviously got a few issues. I can't hate him for it...life's too short for that shit.
Just wish he'd recalibrate himself a bit and realise - this is not a forum where we try to out-do each other...or even pretend to have done things likely many on here may have done. We are a forum of very mixed people, of very varied experiences - people who would never had likely met as "friends" or even enemies in the 'real world'.
No point pretending about anything in order to 'join the club' because...there is no club.ob
We are a big casserole of cockwombles, rejected by m*msnet and banished from the bottom end of the DM website. We all simmer in our own juices in this corner of the internet.
I'm gonna report myself now for trying to sound profound in naafi.