SPOTY 2018 Poll

The outright winner of Spoty 2018 is

  • Deserter

    Votes: 9 4.0%
  • PhotEx

    Votes: 37 16.6%
  • sidneyaloysius (because he asked so nicely)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Spec-op1989

    Votes: 12 5.4%
  • 184461

    Votes: 25 11.2%
  • Maalox

    Votes: 6 2.7%
  • Bagl0ck (and his/her many guises)

    Votes: 105 47.1%
  • Nick Dipples

    Votes: 6 2.7%
  • ExREME..TECH (for nominating someone because he was on the losing side of an argument)

    Votes: 4 1.8%
  • Nato Standard123

    Votes: 19 8.5%

  • Total voters
    223
  • Poll closed .
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Given Spider/niceguy/deserter already has the award permanently, maybe introduce a rule that when someone has won they are barred from receiving future awards?

They could still be nominated to remind them what a penis they are but the actual award goes to 'best newcomer' to allow fresh talent through. Otherwise it might get a tad boring with baglock winning again (and again, and again etc.).

Edit - then you could have a Hall of Fame version where previous winners get voted on to find the ubercock of the year.
Won't matter - you could have all the sub-divisions you like: Baggy would still scoop up the lot.
 
Won't matter - you could have all the sub-divisions you like: Baggy would still scoop up the lot.
Is it the artist formerly known as Shibusa etc.?
 
Good point, well made. We really need to be more inclusive. #throbbershavefeelingstoo

We really need to have an elimination round - say three or four concurrent polls with ten throbbers each, open for the first two weeks of December. The top two or three from each of those polls to go into a single poll, open for the last two weeks of December.

Just imagine the megafucktons of throbbery represented in the final round...
Excellent idea, but how would you work out the seeding? After all, you wouldn't want to accidentally put most of the heavy shitters into the first round group as it means the winner would walk (or strut, or slink) the final easily.
 
Excellent idea, but how would you work out the seeding? After all, you wouldn't want to accidentally put most of the heavy shitters into the first round group as it means the winner would walk (or strut, or slink) the final easily.
Let's modify it to two weeks of nominations - to be collated into a numbered running order based on number of nominations and then used to populate the polls thus...

Weeks 1 & 2 (Dec 1st - 14th)
Nominations​
sort top 30 nominations into running order based on number of nominations and create voting thread...
Week 3 (Dec 15th - 21st)
Poll List A: 1, 6, 7, 12, 13, 18, 19, 24, 25, 28​
Poll List B: 2, 5, 8, 11, 14, 17, 20, 23, 26, 29​
Poll List C: 3, 4, 9, 10, 15, 16, 21, 22, 27, 30​
top 3 from each list to go through to the Cock Final
Week 4 (Dec 22nd - 31st)
Cock Final Poll List: A1, C3, B2, C1, A3, B3, C2, A2, B1​

The knobwittery is evenly distributed over each list, each voter can vote for one candidate per list.

I really haven't given this any thought... nope, none at all. Get it sorted @Joker62.
 
Let's modify it to two weeks of nominations - to be collated into a numbered running order based on number of nominations and then used to populate the polls thus...

Weeks 1 & 2 (Dec 1st - 14th)
Nominations​
sort top 30 nominations into running order based on number of nominations and create voting thread...
Week 3 (Dec 15th - 21st)
Poll List A: 1, 6, 7, 12, 13, 18, 19, 24, 25, 28​
Poll List B: 2, 5, 8, 11, 14, 17, 20, 23, 26, 29​
Poll List C: 3, 4, 9, 10, 15, 16, 21, 22, 27, 30​
top 3 from each list to go through to the Cock Final
Week 4 (Dec 22nd - 31st)
Cock Final Poll List: A1, C3, B2, C1, A3, B3, C2, A2, B1​

The knobwittery is evenly distributed over each list, each voter can vote for one candidate per list.

I really haven't given this any thought... nope, none at all. Get it sorted @Joker62.
Eh? What convoluted knobthroatery is that?! That's worse than a PR-inspired Yet Another Referendum, ffs.

1. Post a poll which includes Baglock and all his/her many iterations.

2. Baglock et al wins.

3. Close thread.

4. All around Mrs Miggins for a demmed good roister.
 
Eh? What convoluted knobthroatery is that?! That's worse than a PR-inspired Yet Another Referendum, ffs.

1. Post a poll which includes Baglock and all his/her many iterations.

2. Baglock et al wins.

3. Close thread.

4. All around Mrs Miggins for a demmed good roister.
I agree... @Bagl0ck all the way but the fairer minded amongst us would like to see at least one other candidate to be a runner up to @Bagl0ck

Anyway, it matters not if it is convoluted... as long as @Joker62 is doing it and not us.
 

Joker62

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Let's modify it to two weeks of nominations - to be collated into a numbered running order based on number of nominations and then used to populate the polls thus...

Weeks 1 & 2 (Dec 1st - 14th)
Nominations​
sort top 30 nominations into running order based on number of nominations and create voting thread...
Week 3 (Dec 15th - 21st)
Poll List A: 1, 6, 7, 12, 13, 18, 19, 24, 25, 28​
Poll List B: 2, 5, 8, 11, 14, 17, 20, 23, 26, 29​
Poll List C: 3, 4, 9, 10, 15, 16, 21, 22, 27, 30​
top 3 from each list to go through to the Cock Final
Week 4 (Dec 22nd - 31st)
Cock Final Poll List: A1, C3, B2, C1, A3, B3, C2, A2, B1​

The knobwittery is evenly distributed over each list, each voter can vote for one candidate per list.

I really haven't given this any thought... nope, none at all. Get it sorted @Joker62[/U][/B].

Anyway, it matters not if it is convoluted... as long as @Joker62 is doing it and not us.
There's a whole month where people get to nominate candidates. if you want that plie of tosh, it's all your's next year, matey!
 

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There's a whole month where people get to nominate candidates. if you want that plie of tosh, it's all your's next year, matey!
Let's face it after this fiasco, what could be worse? I'm going to put the Webley on the table right here and shut the door.
 


There's a whole month where people get to nominate candidates. if you want that plie of tosh, it's all your's next year, matey!
You're quite proud of this festival of hate, aren't you?
 
Let's face it after this fiasco, what could be worse? I'm going to put the Webley on the table right here and shut the door.
Perhaps we could get Theresa May (the real one) to organise it. She couldn't fuck it all up worse than the OP
 

Joker62

ADC
Book Reviewer
Let's modify it to two weeks of nominations - to be collated into a numbered running order based on number of nominations and then used to populate the polls thus...

Weeks 1 & 2 (Dec 1st - 14th)
Nominations​
sort top 30 nominations into running order based on number of nominations and create voting thread...
Week 3 (Dec 15th - 21st)
Poll List A: 1, 6, 7, 12, 13, 18, 19, 24, 25, 28​
Poll List B: 2, 5, 8, 11, 14, 17, 20, 23, 26, 29​
Poll List C: 3, 4, 9, 10, 15, 16, 21, 22, 27, 30​
top 3 from each list to go through to the Cock Final
Week 4 (Dec 22nd - 31st)
Cock Final Poll List: A1, C3, B2, C1, A3, B3, C2, A2, B1​

The knobwittery is evenly distributed over each list, each voter can vote for one candidate per list.

I really haven't given this any thought... nope, none at all. Get it sorted @Joker62.
Do away goals count double?
 
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