Spotted Richard anyone?

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by vampireuk, Sep 8, 2009.

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  2. I heard this too on the radio earlier this morning - how bloody stupid can you get? Ken Bruce was suitably contempteous too.
  3. Better go and ask for some tennis sphere's for my daughter and a couple of spare shuttlethingys to play badminton with.

    Sure I could think of some more later
  4. And they moan about Spotted D1ck"?
  5. Well I'm off to the GU clinic to have my Spotted Richard looked at..
  6. They're not going to like my recipe for cunt soup then are they?
  7. Typical local authority leftist crap
  8. Yes i agree the giggles etc were probably getting tedious but they could always have ignored them,or used a comeback of wit, but surely it was not on the menu everyday?
  9. Is nothing sacred?

    I suppose dishes like Cock-a-leekie soup, Coq au vin and Toad in the Hole are next.

    We should start a protest. Keep your hands off my cock and leave my dick alone.
  10. So when ladies go away for Luxury Spa Weekends will they no longer be able to get a 'Facial' ? :wink:
  11. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    I fear it all started with the banning of the Golliwog!

    Cue Guy Gibson walking around Scampton "Here Blaque dog....."
  12. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

  13. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Pure Class! :worship: