Spot the girl- trap

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  1. OK, I am at a loss. I am going out with a girl and think I'm going to propose. She is stunning & fit, great fun, loves watching rugby and getting hammered afterwards, is great with my family, and her brother is a top bloke. She drives an Alfa, thinks global warming is 'made-up' despite having done a degree in environmental sciences, and is absolute filth. She doesn't do arguments, and doesn't go into strops. At first glance, she's a bloke in a fit girl's body.

    Obviously it is a girl trap. I have been around the block long enough to know that girls are all mental, but I just can't see it. PLEASE help me before I do something stupid and she catches me forever- what's she planning?
  2. Are you sure she isn't a bloke?
  3. Pictures man, pictures!
  4. Despite the psychotic episodes the recent drugs have brought on, I am quite sure the front bum, to paraphrase Goldie Lookin Chain, isn't wrecked. She's all girl.
  5. Sounds like she's going to ask you to be her Matron of Honour. :thumbdown:
  6. Bit blurry- but the only one I have that isn't pornographic.

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  7. Pornographic pictures man, pornographic pictures!
  8. :eek: has she asked you for your account/pin/card number :twisted: ?
    have you any financial account's with a nice little earner 8) ?
    Has she her OWN property in HER name :D ?
    How much has SHE got in account's 8O
    If you don't know fuk her off rapid :wink:
  9. I'm not a gynecologist but I'll give it a fu(king good looking at....

    I'll get my coat!
  10. Can't be money- she's got more than me. And I'd love to go pornographic, but MDN's gone all religious with the new rules. Shame, the one of her and the other girl in the shower is a cracker...
  11. Be honest - this " woman " only exists in your mind right ?
  12. You could always use strategic blurring.

    From the pic you have posted, I think you should marry it.
  13. You lot are no help! I've done this before you know- married some bint who turned into a chunky, fire- breathing, celibate, spendthrift dragon. What is this one's game? HELP ME PLEASE!!!
  14. Who cares if those legs were real? Is she younger than you as well? That'd be the icing on the clunge...
  15. :?: the fact she talks to him/it is icing on the cake surely :lol: