OK, I am at a loss. I am going out with a girl and think I'm going to propose. She is stunning & fit, great fun, loves watching rugby and getting hammered afterwards, is great with my family, and her brother is a top bloke. She drives an Alfa, thinks global warming is 'made-up' despite having done a degree in environmental sciences, and is absolute filth. She doesn't do arguments, and doesn't go into strops. At first glance, she's a bloke in a fit girl's body. Obviously it is a girl trap. I have been around the block long enough to know that girls are all mental, but I just can't see it. PLEASE help me before I do something stupid and she catches me forever- what's she planning?