Spot the Difference

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  1. I only got 10 out of 16! I've already started eyeing all women on the streets in a suspicious manner.

  2. 14 / 16 , seen too many dodgy dvds
  3. 16/16!

    The eyes & nose seem to give it away.
  4. 11/16 - I was quite harsh on some of the women!
  5. Pob02

    Pob02 War Hero Book Reviewer

    13/16 . . . and that is sober. God help me after a few pints.

    Still that does bring in the next question: If you were getting sucked off, shoved your hand down said lady/things cacks and found a handful of meat and 2 veg would you
    a) let them get on with it, and vow never to tell your mates
    b) beat seven types of crap out of it and vow never to tell your mates
    c) let theem get on with it, then beat seven types of crap out of it and vow never to tell your mates ??
  6. 11/16 bl@*dy h*ll men have got a rough time of it nowadays!
  7. 15/16 - I spend to much time surfing girlie porn.

  8. 16/16 - been to Thailand!
  9. Good question - to which I would answer.... A. As long as it was one of the three I didn't spot during the test of course....
  10. At some ungodly hour in the morning me and a mate stumbled out of a club in Bangok and were stopped in the street by these two lovely leggy "women"...they were asking us where we were going and if we wanted fun and I was so close to saying yes..
    I was pished as a fart but these two were stunning...I then started laughing so much as I noticed the Adams apple - 8O
    a quick "No thanks mate" and we were off...they even laughed and shouted out "You no like ladyboy?" :lol:
  11. 9 out of 16............fack me, I'm gonna get raped.
  12. 13/16, and I was called a weido!

    Some of them were very effective though.
    Glad I'm not a man, ..Or a lesbian :lol: