Sportsmans double

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by finnjim, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. I pulled an older woman at a club last night.

    She was a right sort for 54, we drank a bit, had a bit of a snog & she asked
    if I'd ever had the sportsman's double,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, a mother and
    daughter, 3-some?

    I said no.

    We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight, was my lucky night.

    I went back to her place.

    She put the hall light on & and shouted upstairs:

    "Mum you still awake?"