Sports you hate!!!!!!!

#1
Although not classed as a sport more of a way to excersice.

Nordic fcuking walking.

What is it with these people. Walking/tabbing with sticks as if they have a barbed wire fist stuck up them. Walking 3, 4 or five abreast on pavements and in woods thinking they are on a mission from god to be there.

Whats wrong with normal walking, at a normal pace in a normal way?

Never done it, never will do it!!

I hate nordic walking.

What sports do you hate?

If your a nordic walker on this forum get a life!
 
#2
Fecking football, bunch of brylcream ponces, over rated and over paid.

SK :D

p.s Agree with you on the Nordic walking. Just fecking stupid
 
#3
SKJOLD said:
Fecking football, bunch of brylcream ponces, over rated and over paid.
Amen. Give me Rugby or Cricket any day.

Who can't love a sport with that little running, regular tea and sandwich breaks and a crowd that are encouraged to drink?! :wink:
 
#4
Both of the above and the 'athletes' that play the sport?!?!? of darts. What the feck is that all about? Its not a sport and they ain't sportsmen.
 

LARD

War Hero
#5
Show Jumping
Dressage
Three Day Eventing
Synchronised Bloody Swimming
Snooker

Don't get me started ...........
 
#6
Korfball...WTF is that all about. It is part of the Third Reich, like Traffic Wardens, that may make it to a thousand years unless we act NOW!

Oh and televised paint-drying...I mean snooker!
 
#7
What the fcuk was kabaddi (spelling) all about? Used to be on channel 4 many moons ago! That was kack to!

Anyone remember?
 
#9
Oh almost forgot, Darts... which could also be called "Whale Whatching" given the size of the fat, lazy, obese, backward lumps of humanity that throw the darts and call it a sport
 
#10
Kabadi - classic game, dont think any one had a fookin clue what was going on.

Back to topic - Ultimate frisbee, lacrosse, anything with "American" in the title, dressage(?) and badminton.

... Burn them all!
 
#12
Tiddly Winks, that really grinds my goat
 
#14
Darts (fat cnuts)
Curling (who thought; I know, if I chuck a lump of granite over some ice and get wifey's broom to sweep away infront that'll make a really good game)
Golf (boring to play, worse to watch. Worst of all are those claiming they do it for fitness purposes :twisted: )
Snooker (fun to play pi$$ed, but not as good as pool. Why oh why does BBC2 cancel proper programs just to show some fat muppets hitting balls together?)
American football (it's not hard, it's rugby without fast paced excitement and with padding. Why do you think only Americans play it)
Baseball (yet another american sport where it's stop bloody start the entire game/match/whatever. What is their obsession with sports which stop every 5 seconds?)
Fox hunting - (It's not a sport, when hunting with dogs it was plain cruel and not an effective way of controlling fox populations. Now it's just for tw@ts who like to dress up in stupid clothes, hang around with noses the size of Wales and compare the size of their stallions, to whom they are almost definitely their cousin/aunty/uncle/lovechild)
 
#16
crabby said:
Fox hunting - (It's not a sport, when hunting with dogs it was plain cruel and not an effective way of controlling fox populations. Now it's just for tw@ts who like to dress up in stupid clothes, hang around with noses the size of Wales and compare the size of their stallions, to whom they are almost definitely their cousin/aunty/uncle/lovechild)
This thread isn't titled what do you hate about being working class, it's about sports you hate crabby.

For me-Darts: nasty, fat, sweaty, hairy men. Although watching their fat chav wives is fairly entertaining.
 
#17
booboo said:
crabby said:
Fox hunting - (It's not a sport, when hunting with dogs it was plain cruel and not an effective way of controlling fox populations. Now it's just for tw@ts who like to dress up in stupid clothes, hang around with noses the size of Wales and compare the size of their stallions, to whom they are almost definitely their cousin/aunty/uncle/lovechild)
This thread isn't titled what do you hate about being working class, it's about sports you hate crabby.

For me-Darts: nasty, fat, sweaty, hairy men. Although watching their fat chav wives is fairly entertaining.
Fox hunting was classed as a sport - it's a sport I hate.

Agree on the fat chav wives - when will ITV run "Dart's players wives"??? If you look carefully enough (not done it myself... honest :oops: ) on darts coverage you can normally see a fight or two going on in the background, which adds some interest
 
#18
LARD said:
Show Jumping
Dressage
Three Day Eventing
Synchronised Bloody Swimming
Snooker

Don't get me started ...........
What about the even more pointless IINDIVIDUAL syncronised swimming. Yes I was sad enough to watch most of the commonwealth games laid up with an injury but completely failed to see the point in ONE person doing a synchronised swimming routine. Interesting views of the odd camel toe when doing inverted splits though. :)
 
#19
570mils said:
LARD said:
Show Jumping
Dressage
Three Day Eventing
Synchronised Bloody Swimming
Snooker

Don't get me started ...........
What about the even more pointless IINDIVIDUAL syncronised swimming. Yes I was sad enough to watch most of the commonwealth games laid up with an injury but completely failed to see the point in ONE person doing a synchronised swimming routine. Interesting views of the odd camel toe when doing inverted splits though. :)
The tight clothing does almost vindicate sychronised swimming and gymnastics. Obviously only the female competition. A rule that has to be followed is only to perv on those that look over 16, often even though most are over 16 the tight clothing and training makes them look 12. Also most russians and japanese are exempt as they look like men.
 

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