Sports Commentators.

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  1. Each sport seems to have (or had) a commentator that occasionally makes a complete arrse of things:

    F1 - Murray Walker

    Snooker - 'Whispering' Ted Lowe

    Darts had a brilliant commentator who was always talking sh1te, but kept us highly amused - anyone remember his name?

    David Coleman and his 'Coleman balls'

    I would post a few classic quotes if i could rember any.

    Anymore classic commentators or quotes?
  2. Sid Waddell
  3. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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    Sid Waddell.

    "Alexander the Great had conquered the known world by the time he was thirty..........Eric Bristow is only twenty eight!"
  4. Thats the man - a complete arse, but always amused me.
  5. Geordie answer to Aristotle, philosophic darts spiel
  6. Murray Walker - loads - but one I always remember goes something like this ....

    "This car is unique - there is not another in the world like it - except the one behind it, which is identical"

    Then there is the 'Nice Snatch' for the female weight lifter - don't know if that was real.