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Sports Commentators.

#1
Each sport seems to have (or had) a commentator that occasionally makes a complete arrse of things:

F1 - Murray Walker

Snooker - 'Whispering' Ted Lowe

Darts had a brilliant commentator who was always talking sh1te, but kept us highly amused - anyone remember his name?

David Coleman and his 'Coleman balls'

I would post a few classic quotes if i could rember any.

Anymore classic commentators or quotes?
 
#2
dingerr said:
Each sport seems to have (or had) a commentator that occasionally makes a complete arrse of things:

F1 - Murray Walker

Snooker - 'Whispering' Ted Lowe

Darts had a brilliant commentator who was always talking sh1te, but kept us highly amused - anyone remember his name?

David Coleman and his 'Coleman balls'

I would post a few classic quotes if i could rember any.

Anymore classic commentators or quotes?
Sid Waddell
 

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#3
dingerr said:
Darts had a brilliant commentator who was always talking sh1te, but kept us highly amused - anyone remember his name?
Sid Waddell.

"Alexander the Great had conquered the known world by the time he was thirty..........Eric Bristow is only twenty eight!"
 
#6
Murray Walker - loads - but one I always remember goes something like this ....

"This car is unique - there is not another in the world like it - except the one behind it, which is identical"

Then there is the 'Nice Snatch' for the female weight lifter - don't know if that was real.
 

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