Poet laureate Carol Ann Duffy has penned a poem with the perhaps unusual inspiration of David Beckham's Achilles injury ... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/arts_and_culture/8570282.stm What the fcuk is that all about? I think mine is better ... Becks, Becks, Becks, You play your footy, wearing Vickyâs kecks. But now youâve fucked your ankle up, You canât play in the World Cup. But at least you can keep an eye on Posh, And that cunt Terry wonât get a nosh. Beat that fcuker!