Spoons

#1
I just realised that Spoons are taking over the world, I just looked in my drawer, There is about 20 Tea Spoons, 10 Desert Spoons, Soup Spoons, Table Spoons, Wooden Spoons.

I live with one person. Why do we have so many spoons?

So I have come up with an audacious plan. We steal every spoon in the world and store them in a shed somewhere outside milton keynes.

And then we hold the world to ransom at 10 pence per spoon

Mwuhahahaha
 
#3
If you think girlfriend was angry when I told her im going on course you should see her face when I just hid all the spoons under the bed
 
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#8
Jerrycan2793 said:
I just realised that Spoons are taking over the world, I just looked in my drawer, There is about 20 Tea Spoons, 10 Desert Spoons, Soup Spoons, Table Spoons, Wooden Spoons.

I live with one person. Why do we have so many spoons?

So I have come up with an audacious plan. We steal every spoon in the world and store them in a shed somewhere outside milton keynes.

And then we hold the world to ransom at 10 pence per spoon

Mwuhahahaha
(my bold) are those Desert spoons in the current or old DPM :p
 
#9
Maybe you and your "one other person" should start playing spoons. :eek:
 
#12
Have you been reading 'Shades of Grey' by Jasper Fforde?
 
#13
But no racing spoon Jerrycan? Shame on you! :lol:
 
#14
I am confused now. Where does a spork fit in?
 

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#15
Jerrycan2793 said:
If you think boyfriend was angry when I told him im going on course you should see his face when I just hid all the spoons under the bed
Your should pay more attention JC, I have amended your typos for you.
 
#16
Poacher said:
I am confused now. Where does a spork fit in?
I find they tend to fit in nicely down the back of the fridge.
 
#18
Jerrycan, well done on acheiving the rank of cnut.

Do me a favour and go play on bebo or some other site for delinquent fcukwits and stop adding to the downward spiral of the NAAFI, for an example of humour click on Vertical Gyro, or Jaun_ramirez III username

Until then, either do something that induces a stroke or keep your fingers from the keyboard.
 

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#20
Spoons is it? I'll give you fucking spoons.

*Edit*Sorry. This was supposed to link to 'We like the moon' but its linking to some fucking Viagra website. Soz.*Edit*
 

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