Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Jerrycan2793, Mar 30, 2010.

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  1. I just realised that Spoons are taking over the world, I just looked in my drawer, There is about 20 Tea Spoons, 10 Desert Spoons, Soup Spoons, Table Spoons, Wooden Spoons.

    I live with one person. Why do we have so many spoons?

    So I have come up with an audacious plan. We steal every spoon in the world and store them in a shed somewhere outside milton keynes.

    And then we hold the world to ransom at 10 pence per spoon

  2. Fork off!
  3. If you think girlfriend was angry when I told her im going on course you should see her face when I just hid all the spoons under the bed
  4. So no 'spooning' for the foreseeable?
  5. Maybe not
  6. Start referring to yourself as 'Mack The Corkscrew'

    Are you a Shrew Walt? It's only just occurred to me.
  7. Damn your onto me!
  8. (my bold) are those Desert spoons in the current or old DPM :p
  9. Maybe you and your "one other person" should start playing spoons. :eek:
  10. Is this another shed thread by any chance !!!!
  11. Corrected it for you.
  12. Have you been reading 'Shades of Grey' by Jasper Fforde?
  13. But no racing spoon Jerrycan? Shame on you! :lol:
  14. I am confused now. Where does a spork fit in?
  15. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Your should pay more attention JC, I have amended your typos for you.