'Spooks' - what do they drive now?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Cold_Collation, Mar 17, 2011.

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  1. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    Okay, we see plenty of references on here to tinfoil hats and Black Omegas pulling up outside every time someone gets a bit conspiracy theory-ey (I looked it up, it is the right term).

    But the Omega's been out of production for what, seven or eight years now? Surely the fleet's getting a bit knackered.

    Is it still running? If not, what are those rough-handed dealers of democracy cutting about in these days?
  2. Thought it was blacked out range Rovers or is that something else.
  3. Toyota Prius, as the Govt has made deals to cutback on pollution.
  4. The guys at Withams helped them out by finding about a dozen Mini Metros, former mounts of RAF Padres'.
  5. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    No, no, not 'Them' but, you know, them...
  6. What, homosexuals? You really expect me to know that? What are you insinuating? Come on, spit it out! :)
  7. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    [Sigh] I knew I should've posted this in Current Affairs...

    Them, you kno, them. Our very own, cut-price version of the Men in Black.
  8. Last i heard they were cutting about in blacked out Yugo Zastefa's
  9. Oh, Them! I'm frightfully sorry, I thought you meant, well, you know, Them.

    I don't know, who's on third.
  10. They've moved onto Sinclair C5's and those big comedy sunglasses...
  11. They use These, I have it on the highest authority.

  12. HHH

    HHH LE

    due to cutbacks they now have to use uni-cycles and supply their own black shades
  13. Psssst....don't tell anyone but vehicles are now redundant. They teleport everywhere "Star Trek" style, using back engineered alien technology from a recovered UFO which kept in a secret base beneath Frog Hill on SPTA.

    It must be true I read it on the interweb.


  14. No Watts on third, Who's on second.
  15. Old fashioned sit up and beg cycles.