I recall one that went something along the lines of :
"Have some tw*t shout at you all day and get paid f*ck all for it. Then, blow up some poor defenceless country before being shot in the stomach and dying cold and alone in the middle of nowhere - Army be Depressed"
Do you enjoy long walks in the park and watching twilight wi your burd in a tartan onesie? **** OFF YI mutant and join scots, pour special brew intae her **** and **** her until it splashes on the wall, be racist, hug fijians and take drugs wi the highlanders. Royal regiment of scotland foreward as one (unless your hung over then you follow on behind)