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  1. A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as Rugby player. They start to talk, and eventually, go back to his place.

    They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.

    "What's that ?" the lady questions.

    "Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me."

    Then the man takes off his pants, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.

    'What's that ?' the lady questions again.

    "Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV."

    Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.

    "You didn't tell me you had AIDS!" the lady screams.

    "No, no.....!!!

    Calm down," the man replies...........!!!!

    "This will say ADIDAS in a minute...........!!!"