Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by MrsDarthspud, Oct 25, 2004.

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  1. I would, thats if I stop laughing...... :lol:
  2. Ive ordered a mating pair, going to jam them up my hoop and wait for the babies to come out, scrathing my starfish with thier claws....

    Getting a storker at the thought
  3. creased and gone lol
  4. had to be an american thing :lol: can't see us brits going for that sort of thing
  5. Does it come with free sellotape?
  6. stop it the lot of you!
    have to get up early....... 8) ffs..... :lol:
  7. didn't realise the red light district opened before 11 :lol:
  8. sooty take a deep breath, its the last one you will have for a while :wink:
  9. Here you go ladies and gents, tubed, greased and ready for insertion.. :D

  10. That looks like an environmentally friendly tampax for lippy :lol: :lol:
  11. Wrong me dears, its not rechargeable and dies after one application, Dale told me...... :wink:
  12. So domestic animals are fair game,
    but farm animals are a no-no?

    :? i'm confused.......

    Lippy told me she didn't do dogs......
  13. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    I thought you preferred rabbits Beebs ?
  14. OY Theres no need to kick off the dog murdering stuff.... again..... lol 8)
  15. Oh i SEE it was you didn't mean to do the dog.......

    Then why the gun?

    and where's it's other leg?