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#2
Ive ordered a mating pair, going to jam them up my hoop and wait for the babies to come out, scrathing my starfish with thier claws....

Getting a storker at the thought
 
#4
had to be an american thing :lol: can't see us brits going for that sort of thing
 
#5
Does it come with free sellotape?
 
#7
stop it the lot of you!
have to get up early....... ffs.....
didn't realise the red light district opened before 11 :lol:
 
#9
Here you go ladies and gents, tubed, greased and ready for insertion.. :D

 
#10
That looks like an environmentally friendly tampax for lippy :lol: :lol:
 

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LE
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#13
I thought you preferred rabbits Beebs ?
 
#16
QUICK REPLY......
Those are not my fingers on that trigger, they are nail varnish free, must belong to Flashy 8) :lol:
 

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