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Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by armourer, Oct 22, 2004.

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  1. I see that natural selection took place and the moron died.
     
  2. sounds like they cleaned the gene pool..........good riddence :D
     
  3. sorry for this but.....

    .....can we just clarify which area of the torso is below the bulletproof vest? 8O

    ouch..... :oops:
     
  4. ....htf did he detonate a grenade?

    ......what hands?? :roll:
     
  5. :roll:
     
  6. comprehension is not your strong suit...lost his hands becasue he detonated a grenade...then he shot at cops using his hook...you chopped the story up like a guardian journo :roll:
     
  7. ..ooops.... what can I say? Time of night s'pose. No, you're right, comprehension not strong point after five glasses
     
  8. Pull pin ........ hold ...... and ....... bang ......... there goes my hands ..... my that was bright 8O
     
  9. Thumb clip....pull pin....ready....THROW!!!
     
  10. "Uh Sergeant, I threw the pin away, what should I do with the rest of the grenade?"
    "..........EVERYBODY FCUKING RUN LIKE HELL!"