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#1
Out Fcuking standing get that man a drink
 
#3
scalieback said:
Poppy said:
FANY answer (with husband and kids obviously):

shoot him and blame the husband (cos you are a better shot than him but he'd be mortified if you told anyone that)
Females generally make better shots 'cos they actually listen to whats being told to them, rather than going by whats been seen at the pics, on TV and having that machismo factor. There, thats me done being in touch with my 'female' side for the week 8O 8O Awaiting obvious responses about being in touch with 'female' side :wink:
Must be the side effects of dressing up as a frock at weekends...........Now where did I put my moisteriser??????
 
#4
You can borrow mine honey :)
 
#6
" Females generally make better shots 'cos they actually listen to whats being told to them, rather than going by whats been seen at the pics, on TV and having that machismo factor. There, thats me done being in touch with my 'female' side for the week Awaiting obvious responses about being in touch with 'female' side "

No I just copy what I've seen on "Nikita" 8)
 
#7
Poppy said:
You can borrow mine honey :)
As long as it's Hypoalgenic. And protects me from the sun's harmful rays :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
 
#10
easesprings said:
Poppy said:
You can borrow mine honey :)
As long as it's Hypoalgenic. And protects me from the sun's harmful rays :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Do you mean "hypoallergenic"? No it's not! None of that poofy stuff for me

spelling nazi Poppy 8)
 
#11
Poppy said:
easesprings said:
Poppy said:
You can borrow mine honey :)
As long as it's Hypoalgenic. And protects me from the sun's harmful rays :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Do you mean "hypoallergenic"? No it's not! None of that poofy stuff for me

spelling nazi Poppy 8)
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr :evil: :evil: :evil: I thought you would let me off on that one as I a bloke :roll: :roll:
 
#12
OOOOOOOOoooooooooh - mad easesprings - I do love it when you get angry!
 
#13
Poppy said:
OOOOOOOOoooooooooh - mad easesprings - I do love it when you get angry!
Are you going to put me on your Who You Would Most Like to Shag List then??????? :wink: :wink:
 
#14
It'll cost you

:wink:

Unless of course you're the spitting image of John Cusack
 
#16
Do you mean our own personal chatroom?

:wink:
 
#18
Poppy said:
Do you mean our own personal chatroom?

:wink:
I think he means room as in ten man one, so all the blokes can join in the fun and turn you into the star attraction of their bukkake party.
 
#19
Pervert :evil:
 
#20
blessed baby cakes said:
Funny last time am attempt was made to snatch my handbag all I had was a Safeway bag with 2 tins of Campbell’s condensed soup in it to defend myself......
It's quite shocking the dents they can make in the thinned out skull of a drug user.....
So my PC answer would not go 'bang, bang, bang', but 'whooosh thud crunch, whooosh thud crunch' followed by a few well aimed kicks as he curls up on the pavement.....
Now who said short women where aggressive? :twisted:
Your scaring me for the 4th December :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
 

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