split stuff

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by rove80, Jun 12, 2008.

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  1. Slightly off topic.

    I told my Mrs that i wanted to give her brother a whack for being a cheeky fcuker and writing off my car. Cue MIL turning up with a pressie for my daughter (fluffy duck thingy). MIL picks up baby and says look Lil'Rove its a duck. What noise do ducks make ? "Whack Whack Whack" Cue Lil' Rove smacking MIL upside the head 3 times. Rove off to bedroom to PMSL