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Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by EL-PIMPO, Jan 16, 2008.

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  1. Here here. Now lets offroad!
  2. MDN I'm stunned - the tone of your post smacks frighteningly of Angelic Possession. Where will it all end? :D
  3. Do you think they will stop trying to call me a "Walt" as well?
  4. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    A conversion, a conversion!!! Go on, admit it, you've been playing in the woods with young boys haven't you? Is it because they come ready-camouflaged and it's easier to hide the bodies?
  5. Someones been burning/trolling his own S+M paintball forum

    They have a special uniform to play, flip flops, goggles and a ball gag, awfully chilly in winter
  6. Thanks for the tip, Biped, I hadn't thought of that!

    Does anyone have any spare CS95 for a 4 year old girl? Is temperate DPM suitable for Portugese vegetation?
  7. I doubt it Dale
  8. What Dale? I see no Dale. Dale is gone. The new and improved version is here, and still wants her medals back.

    Hey hey Oz xxx
  9. What about virtual walting?

    It goes like this:

    "Bang! You're dead!"
  10. "Your not really dead its just a game!" That is why it's virtual. So lets try again.

    "Bang! You're virtually dead!"
  11. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    No I'm not. I have a virtual tank.
  12. When I served in vietnam attached to the Vietkong there was no such thing as walts nowadays there everwhere whats happenin ?
  13. OK. Who the fcuk are you and what have you done with the real MDN?
  14. "Sorry! I meant BAANNNGGG!" that is my trusty and nowadays rusty virtual WOMBAT!"
  15. hang on, the ARRSE website has a w@nker brigade?