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#1
A mate of mine nicked a pkt of military condoms ,He gave them to yannie not knowing she was allergic to latex .

She gave them to her other half to use ,And a hay presto she was covered in head to toe in a latex rash and that is how she had to be prescribed the epipen lol .

She is going to fucking kill us in the morning
 
#2
bluediamond said:
A mate of mine nicked a pkt of military condoms ,He gave them to yannie not knowing she was allergic to latex .

She gave them to her other half to use ,And a hay presto she was covered in head to toe in a latex rash and that is how she had to be prescribed the epipen lol .

She is going to * kill us in the morning
Shes not the only one who is going to kill you in the morning.

SO19 has been tipped off that there is a cache of Brazilians with rooksacks in Pentwyn.
 
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The-Lord-Flasheart said:
bluediamond said:
A mate of mine nicked a pkt of military condoms ,He gave them to yannie not knowing she was allergic to latex .

She gave them to her other half to use ,And a hay presto she was covered in head to toe in a latex rash and that is how she had to be prescribed the epipen lol .

She is going to * kill us in the morning
Shes not the only one who is going to kill you in the morning.

SO19 has been tipped off that there is a cache of Brazilians with rooksacks in Pentwyn.
tell max beasley ,liam, (cornation street and your ewan mcregor )to bring some stella and fags as we are in short supply
 
#4
bluediamond said:
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
bluediamond said:
A mate of mine nicked a pkt of military condoms ,He gave them to yannie not knowing she was allergic to latex .

She gave them to her other half to use ,And a hay presto she was covered in head to toe in a latex rash and that is how she had to be prescribed the epipen lol .

She is going to * kill us in the morning
Shes not the only one who is going to kill you in the morning.

SO19 has been tipped off that there is a cache of Brazilians with rooksacks in Pentwyn.
tell them to bring some stella and fags as we are in short supply
Youll be in short supply of air by the morning.


Mods. Yet another promising thread wrecked by the fucktard. Can you bin its posts please?
 
#5
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
bluediamond said:
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
bluediamond said:
A mate of mine nicked a pkt of military condoms ,He gave them to yannie not knowing she was allergic to latex .

She gave them to her other half to use ,And a hay presto she was covered in head to toe in a latex rash and that is how she had to be prescribed the epipen lol .

She is going to * kill us in the morning
Shes not the only one who is going to kill you in the morning.

SO19 has been tipped off that there is a cache of Brazilians with rooksacks in Pentwyn.

tell them to bring some stella and fags as we are in short supply
Youll be in short supply of air by the morning.


Mods. Yet another promising thread wrecked by the fucktard. Can you bin its posts please?
Number is doing doo dee dee.

I really want to hurt you Nathan.
 

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