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#1
When I was a kid I had a mate who would regularly masturbate his dog to completion for a laugh. It was his (and the dog's) party piece. One summers day whilst camping in his back garden he brought that dog off, lovingly, 6 times.
 
#3
hansvonhealing said:
Metro
'Furring' is new sex craze for perverts
Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Forget dogging – the new sex craze is 'furring'.

The practice sees people dressing up in giant teddy bear or other outfits and meeting in woodlands and forests for sex.

Participants – sometimes called 'furverts' – also dress as rabbits, squirrels or cartoon characters.

One furry – known as 'Paddington' – regularly takes part in the activity in woods at St Austell, Cornwall.

He said: 'St Austell is fast becoming a hotbed for furries since a new group started up.

'We're a group of people who like things to do with animals. It's great to meet up with fellow furries and enjoy the great outdoors.'

Tina Patterson, owner of the Make Believe fancy-dress hire shop in St Austell, said: 'I wonder where my costumes go sometimes.

Some of my fur suits come back in a right state.

The most popular is Sylvester the Cat.'


http://www.metro.co.uk/metrosexual/article.html?in_article_id=54924&in_page_id=8&ito=newsnow



Who do you reckon among us here goes in for this - and as what animal?
This was in an episode of CSI gave me the funnies after watching it 8O 8O
 

oldbaldy

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#6
classic :D
 
#7
Hilarious, until the emergency call the officers are trying to respond to is you, your family etc.

Not the best by the driver though.
 
#8
On another thread someone put up a cover of Private Eye, this one was the one I always remembered as our ex RSM was one of them lot and he had this cover framed on the wall of his office. Still makes me chuckle.
 

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#9
Vodafone content control says I can't view that cos they can't verify I'm over 18. Not sure if that's a compliment or not :p
 

Biped

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#11
Aw, hell mongotamer, now what did you go and do that for?
 
#12
For your amusment, me and my friends play a game where he bends over and spreads his arse cheeks and we take turns seeing who can spit closest to his crusty brown stained arsehole.
 
#13
Oh sweet Mother of God, what were you thinking of posting this in the NAAFI bar? Didn't you look at the warning on the door, or even any of the other threads, for that matter?

Do youself a favour and never EVER revisit this thread.

(Conducts rapid rearward passage of lines.)
 
#15
come on, cut the guy some slack, I now several blokes who would sell their left nad to be able to dance half as good, mind you half the time they struggle to stand up.
 
#19
A strange word association event occured in my mind watching that.

I was thinking 'bloody Ned scum' and the next thing that popped into my head was 'Zkylon B.'



I might resurrect the old 'fantasy genocide' thread.
 
#20
Apart from the fact that he was totally unintelligible, I can't see anything there that East 17 didn't have in the bag 15 years ago.
 

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