Confucious did write 'Give a dog a sly one oiff the wrist and it will remain loyal'
I did the same with a shire horse and got a bath full of batter dumped over me.
I had a golden retreiver and I found that if its teeth were closed, you could rub your helmet againsts its teeth and, gums and jowels whilst gripping the base of your own stem was a pleasure to behold... there was also a danger w@nk element as his gnashers could severe a limb so a love sausage wasn't going to be a problem.
Why oh why didn´t I join the Rafreg!
I have never seen or heard a more incompetent explanation of weaponry in my entire life.
These people could not be trusted to guard a shithouse in the Outer Hebrides.
"The GPMG is like......... a bigger light machine gun"
Give me fucking strength.
Send these people on an express flight back to their mothers wombs, a complete waste of sperm and thrusting movements. Really.