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Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by spank_the_monkey, Jul 5, 2004.

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  1. I would have said no, but there you go. Mental illness is quite open to interpretation - look at gunny.
  2. bernouli get it back up

    Quality :D
  3. No thats just women in general!!!!
  4. Sorry.

    No probs.
  5. Yes, we don't have bananas here today. Is that my hat and slippers?
  6. You could always ask Flashy..... the jury is still out on his "involvement" with BB :lol:
  7. No story woops. Although I know you would like to think so and go for sloppy seconds on the fruitloop. Or I hear your speciality is with amputee's of the bloke variety. Mdn showed me the piccies of you humping the back of a joey's wheel chair whilst going for a reach round. Disgusting little man.
  8. is this what you do to "your cadets"? :wink: :lol:
  9. Are you are aware that this would constitute rape semper?
  10. what is "funny business" is that where you curl one out in the shape of a smiley??
  11. LOL !! A gentleman to the last !! Haaaaaaa, haaa !
  12. go for the tried an test 3 part trick.
    2 double vodka's and one dimong white :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
  13. This thread is beyond arrse!
  14. Bernoulli. Guys!!!! Your all sick sick puppies :wink:

    Oh my god your description of moi is uncannily correct :lol:

    Carry on and soz this is the funniest thread to date :lol: :lol:
  15. Quality :D :D

    Could the NAAFI bar sink any lower.

    THis is more like it chaps, crude, vulgar and cringeworthy stories....... I have tears of pride welling in my eyes :D