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#2
A, er, friend of mine recently caught a pube while on the job, gagged, coughed like a cat in major fur ball hell, then threw up!
Er, she has decided any oral action will only be agreed upon after a visual inspection of the target area has determined there is a clear playing field.
Friend? oh right, yeah :wink: :lol:
 
#4
sparkysapper said:
Toonie

told you to keep your hands on the steering wheel, except for changing gear, and certainly not shaving pubes !!!!
damn :oops: i thought plugging the epilator in the ciggie lighter in the car was a time saving bonus :twisted:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
#8
dui-lai said:
I love you beebs :wink:
Fuff off dui!
I might be a minger but even i have standards and porridge wogs are not on the list of those i'll give spare luvvvvvin to!
Ya ginger hairy munster!

Beebs x


back of ASDA carpark 2330? big wet soggy tongue and snot kisses ya bass!
 
#9
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#10
dui-lai said:
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Me thinks you doth protest a tad too much ginger boy!

Beebs x :roll:
 
#14
sparkysapper said:
Toonie said:
sparkysapper said:
not unless it comes as an optional extra LOL
Argh!!!

:roll: oh, so Geordies Pubic Shaver is not what the GPS on my dash stands for then :? :wink:
if you can wait till later i am just off to get some 2 stoke for my petrol strimmer.

except for toonie!! any takers LOL
Pah !!!!! So much for trust!!! I've got the garden vaccum all ready to pick up the clippings too :wink: :twisted:
 
#17
Ozgerbobble said:
ctauch said:
When is it OK to trim your pubes? Last night the trout was giving me a nosh when she caught hold of a gone errant 12 inch long grey pube. The mystery of how and why this pube even exists on my body is something for another thread. Any way, she commenced to nagging me to trim it, saying something about not wanting to get a teeth flossing while servicing lil ctauch. I said not NO but FCUK NO, that only homos and women trim it.

So a couple of questions:
Should I give in and trim the pubes? Is yanking a pube out the same as a trim? Or should I just tell her to shut the fcuk up and suck, and be happy that I am encouraging better dental hygine?
12 inch grey lovespring - Probably your mum's i would have thought :roll:


In 1 minute, tone lowered to Sub-Marianas trench level. Is this a record for ARRSE or just the norm?
 

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