split stuff

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Cuddles, Aug 15, 2006.

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  1. Flavour??
  2. Peppermint Latte.....Natch.
  3. I did one once with a dent in the end; it made me question the company I was keeping and my alcohol consumption. 8O
  4. That is, in all seriousness, the most beautiful thing I've heard all day.

    You truly are a poet, cuddles.

    *hat off*
  5. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha(crack) ............... i just broke a rib
  6. My best Sh1ts are the Big Fat Hard ones, They are not messy, Dont stick to my hands and just drip niceley out my arrse so i dont have to use toilet paper :D .

    But the sloppy ones can be wiped anywhere and on anything, I somtimes feel the stomach acid burning very mildley on my hands when i pick them up.
  7. I dont want to break per sek but,

    I have two arasses, well one and a rip, and sometimes when i wipe, the gink sludge is accompanied by what can only be described as dracula's packed lunch! but only when i do a big hard one! (shite that is)
  8. My daughter is sitting here asking me what I'm laughing at! I don't have the heart to tell her....
  9. Bonney Eberdnu sells turds, find him on any south east england trains!.
  10. Just dropped (no pun intended) this link on another thread. But I thought I may aswell drop (ooer) it here aswell www.ratemypoo.com . By golly theres some corkers on it that,ll put any 26wk compo special to shame !!!