Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Cuddles, Aug 15, 2006.
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I did one once with a dent in the end; it made me question the company I was keeping and my alcohol consumption.
That is, in all seriousness, the most beautiful thing I've heard all day.
You truly are a poet, cuddles.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha(crack) ............... i just broke a rib
My best Sh1ts are the Big Fat Hard ones, They are not messy, Dont stick to my hands and just drip niceley out my arrse so i dont have to use toilet paper .
But the sloppy ones can be wiped anywhere and on anything, I somtimes feel the stomach acid burning very mildley on my hands when i pick them up.
I dont want to break per sek but,
I have two arasses, well one and a rip, and sometimes when i wipe, the gink sludge is accompanied by what can only be described as dracula's packed lunch! but only when i do a big hard one! (shite that is)
My daughter is sitting here asking me what I'm laughing at! I don't have the heart to tell her....
Bonney Eberdnu sells turds, find him on any south east england trains!.
Just dropped (no pun intended) this link on another thread. But I thought I may aswell drop (ooer) it here aswell www.ratemypoo.com . By golly theres some corkers on it that,ll put any 26wk compo special to shame !!!
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