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#1
PMSL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

MORE! :D
 
#2
You gotta love this site lol more please..............I can't squat outside or in public so my stories tend to end in kidney infection or via hospital :)
 
#5
A good dumping story is worn like a medal in military circles, there must be more out there?
 
#6
My office is looking at me with puzzled looks as I laugh like a demented hyena, this thread is an absolute classic. AFKAC, RTFQ, F2Y2D et al, you should all be nominated for the pulitzer prize
 
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Geordie_Blerk said:
Was it really shallow of me to masturbate whilst reading Mizkrissi's post?
No but you really ought to give your monitor a wipe every now and again.
 
#10
Yes you may have seen me keeping an eye on it. But I was sure I had seen it move and something that evil, you just don't turn your back on.
 
#11
my flat mate's fella comes out the toilet and you can see and hear him taking a big whiff then carries on with "thats one the lads be proud of"
 
#12
Not me, but many years ago a dirty little friend of mine, a lass at the tender age of 11, took a dump half way up a tree, just to see what it would look like on impact.
 
#13
the_rigger said:
I tried to pass the big brown stain off to my folks as mud, but the reek of semi digested Curly Wurly and Texan bars gave the game away and they rumbled the brown substance as my fetal matter. However, as unpleasant as the whole experience was, it stood me in good stead for the time I grand slammed and got reported as a dead body when discovered in a skip by the good bin men of Harrogate.
My bold.....

Holy mother of God!!! I sincerely hope that you mean fecal matter!!
 
#14
milsum said:
Not me, but many years ago a dirty little friend of mine, a lass at the tender age of 11, took a dump half way up a tree, just to see what it would look like on impact.

Interesting concept.

So what did it look like?

and were you the recipient?
 
#15
my first experience was during my time in cadets, we were on down time and i starting getting the achin pains telling me i needed to drop one. so i found this nice big bush and dropped me kecks, and no sooner had i done so a section of the enemy came up the hill to where i was dropping my log.
 

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