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Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by jase2472, Apr 27, 2006.

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  1. mmmmmm egg banjo's. what exercises are made of.................................
  2. tried giving my 2 1/2 year old daughter an egg banjo, she looked at it with the look of disgust that only her loving mother can give when i mention stopping at a geasy spoon truck stop.They will both of course be on e-bay in the next day or two.
  3. Rigger, my wife is also expecting a girl in august........coincidence?
  4. sounds like forkhill... lol

    Excellent thread... proud to be a dad :) none of my ikkle ones have asked yet but I am sure its round the corner soon
  5. So good you wrote it twice :lol: :lol:

  6. NOOOOOOOOOO! Get out of the kitchen Mr Oliver you mockney cnut!!!! :lol:
  7. Its the egg white that causes the problem, not the yolk........

    My taxi's here
  8. Strewth. mate, I hate to break this to you, but OMD 80 has been superceded by OMD 90.
    PM me for the NSN. ;-)
  9. Just had two Banjos tonight. Feeling rather fat. :)
  10. Go fcuk yourself.

    Real men indeed.
  11. Heretic. Burn him.
  12. Cracking reply, mate. Last time I heard such a sharp wit, I was talking to my 3 year old neice.

    Much better! :D

    Someone please explain to this heretic how an egg sandwich got such a mythical reputation in the British Army.
  13. Many thanks, soldier-w and Glad_its_all_over. That's what I was looking for. :!:
  14. mmmmmmmmmmmm pop eyes biscuits with gravy mmmmmmmmmmmm

    oh and chicken mmmmmmmmmmm

    and a diet coke!

  15. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: i've just ruined my keyboard!!!

    My Mrs is a vegee, and she could kill civvie at 30 yards infact just last night she threw one out so horrible i had to turn a fan on to waft the rancid shite smell over to her side of the bed! honest its like sleeping with a corpse (smell only boys 8) )