.....I think a mong version of running man meets escape from LA is a better idea. .........................Picture running for your life through the local park as 300lb downs kids dry to dive bomb you with hang-gliders....
I am at work and have shared this thread with a colleague who is now in a fit of uncontrollable giggles!! I am doing all I can to quieten her down, its making me laugh now because she looks and sounds like a right mong and she thinks I am laughing at this thread!! HA HA HA
Might I suggest getting your mongs from Asda on a friday afternoon, I was most chuffed to discover that after clearing the dribbling fat bird that blocked the door the isles were packed with the living dead. They haven't got much choice but you'll get more mongs per pound with rollback
This thread is ruining my life! since i first read it yesterday, i've been subject to uncontrollable fits of laughter at all times of the day and night, my wife is now concerned. I only have to think of 'bonkers conkers' and i'm off again. Please keep them coming, it is just fcuking hilarious.