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Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Darthspud, Sep 28, 2005.

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  1. This is the reason i keep coming back
    Quality thread
  2. You, my man are a fcking genius!
  3. I am at work and have shared this thread with a colleague who is now in a fit of uncontrollable giggles!! I am doing all I can to quieten her down, its making me laugh now because she looks and sounds like a right mong and she thinks I am laughing at this thread!! HA HA HA
  4. I am in f*cking tears.
  5. She is now dribbling!! I am never looking in Arrse again whilst at work!!
  6. Surely you can stop sweeping up for a few minutes?
  7. Cheers Biccies - I have said if she dont stop I will make her sweep the floors and,..................... clean the toilets!!
  8. FFS Oz stop doing that to me with those bloody midget pics will you!
  9. She's got quite enough at home with her family!
  10. I have no family, the teeny tiny buggers ran off with the circus and now make regular appearances in the freak show, the more affluent members claiming to have had bit parts in Willow.

    I'm still truning tricks at the age of 52 and doing european hold open manouvers in the window at my neighbours, so naturally I'm jealous at their success.
  11. Any SPECIAL deals ??? Buy Mong get Mong free!
  12. Wasn't that the RSM?
  13. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Bugger....I p1ssed meself first
  14. so cruel yet so true
  15. Coffee, screen, ooops! Very funny FPhil!