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Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Darthspud, Sep 28, 2005.

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  1. This is the reason i keep coming back
    PMSL
    Quality thread
     
  2. You, my man are a fcking genius!
     
  3. babyblue

    babyblue War Hero

    I am at work and have shared this thread with a colleague who is now in a fit of uncontrollable giggles!! I am doing all I can to quieten her down, its making me laugh now because she looks and sounds like a right mong and she thinks I am laughing at this thread!! HA HA HA
     
  4. I am in f*cking tears.
     
  5. babyblue

    babyblue War Hero

    She is now dribbling!! I am never looking in Arrse again whilst at work!!
     
  6. Biscuits_AB

    Biscuits_AB Guest

    Surely you can stop sweeping up for a few minutes?
     
  7. babyblue

    babyblue War Hero

    Cheers Biccies - I have said if she dont stop I will make her sweep the floors and,..................... clean the toilets!!
     
  8. FFS Oz stop doing that to me with those bloody midget pics will you!
     
  9. Biscuits_AB

    Biscuits_AB Guest

    She's got quite enough at home with her family!
     
  10. I have no family, the teeny tiny buggers ran off with the circus and now make regular appearances in the freak show, the more affluent members claiming to have had bit parts in Willow.

    I'm still truning tricks at the age of 52 and doing european hold open manouvers in the window at my neighbours, so naturally I'm jealous at their success.
     
  11. babyblue

    babyblue War Hero

    Any SPECIAL deals ??? Buy Mong get Mong free!
     
  12. Wasn't that the RSM?
     
  13. Micky_Dees

    Micky_Dees War Hero

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Bugger....I p1ssed meself first
     
  14. essexbob

    essexbob War Hero

    so cruel yet so true
     
  15. flowers

    flowers LE

    Coffee, screen, ooops! Very funny FPhil!