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Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Geordie_Blerk, Oct 28, 2006.

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  1. I'm a military type who finds it funny. I'm also a military type who knows I could never get bored of headbutting you.

    You are a quegg of homotastic proportions, oh, and you are a cnut.
  2. Dennis Neilson for trying to rid londons streets of gay homeless blokes.
  3. Oh this is a bit more like it!

    Have to come back from self imposed exile after the Wednesday afternoon knitting club took over in the NAAFI bar.

    Don't forget two lovely cockney urchins Reggie and Ronnie who wanted their dear old mum to be safe on the Vallance road.

    Great kids, they'll "Make you smile forever."

    " ave a banana....."
  4. Wise words, mate. Controlled flight into terrain: the biggest single killer of newly qualified private pilots license holders. :D
  5. Harold Shipman - pension plan recalibration specialist, addicted to the use of opium and a bit of a swinger.
  6. Let us not forget that these were not just creationism at their best - but a legitimate protest against the inadequacies and ineffeciencies of the postal service and these fine people were merely reducing the size of the payroll. Surely these are working class heros that the soft middle liberal classes have ostracised as villans
  7. Issi, if your offended pop smoke from sticky marked subjects, why do people have to be so taboo..? I take the wet out of people with no limbs yet cause it is frowned upon by people i get told to tone it down. Yet my old man has both legs removed and he wanted people to talk bout it. So Rotary International on a visit took a eye-patch stick-on beard and plastic parrot. Laffed my Arrse off when i saw it!!!

    Jog on nobbers!