split stuff

MY old RSM at 3 BAD as he was a bastardising and sodomising Cnut - I love you sir!!!


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brockle said:
Bobby Sands - fitness and weight loss fanatic and blanket-clad faecal performance artist.

And anti chicken supper activist.
What about "The Man Who Made Love To Pavements - He Even Had A Go At An Underpass" (Scum headline -apologies) who was persecuted by the pc brigade for indulging in a perfectly ordinary pastime?
Schaden said:

In Internet terminology, a troll is a person who enters an established community such as an online discussion forum and intentionally tries to cause disruption, most often in the form of posting inflammatory, off-topic, or otherwise inappropriate messages

The word likely gained currency because of its apt second meaning, drawn from the "trolls", which are portrayed in Scandinavian folklore, and children's tales, as often ugly, obnoxious creatures that are bent on mischief and wickedness. The image of the troll under the bridge in the "Three Billy Goats Gruff" emphasizes the troll's negative reaction to outsiders intruding on its physical environment, particularly those who intend to graze in its domain without permission

The topic of this thread is clear. you are a troll.

my nomination,

Adolph hitler. He had a bit of a thing for blonds which he wanted to share with the world, and just for that he is hounded for years to the point he tops himself!


Edited to add, I'm a mong, there's me having a go at someone else for being off topic, and then I go and do the same!!


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As the grey, clammy hand of the PC Brigade tightens its grip over this once great land, I feel it appropriate that we commemorate some of the ordinary but great British yeomen who have been martyred in the PC wars.
Stick to the Brit murderers and freaks chaps :)
forniup said:
Ted Bundy- a Misunderstood escapologist and failed lawyer who had an acute disliking of students. They used to say Ted like anything with a pulse. They were wrong.

Edited to say- Welcome back the NAAFI Bar
If they were students, wouldn't they say "like that with chips"?
Seriously, Schaden, if you knew a little more of the history of the NAAFI, you would see that I fail to match up to your definition of "Troll".

Take a look in the Best of NAAFI forum, and you will see that there are far more vile threads than this.
Chopper, Bundy, Allit (mmmmm), but the most respected must be the pricision cuts of Mr Jack Ripper. So calm and collect... he's a mentor to holders of stocks of shiney weaponry.... *Drooooools
I'd like to share a story with you all at this particular sensitive moment.

My first full time job, as a 15 year old, was to help an old lady in a furniture shop.
This old lady turned out to be a right bitch, making me run around making her tea when she just left it to go cold.

When I told her I was joining junior para in 3 months she sacked me on the spot.

Found out about 10 years later Shipman killed her, good skills that man, I'll buy you a pint when I reach the big DZ in the sky.

Funny as..
Garry Glitter, well known kiddie entertainer. Who didn't want to be in his gang?
Issimondias said:
This isn't funny.
actually it is - either get a sense of humour or stay off the thread :D

Random_Task said:
apfsdsdu said:
Garry Glitter, well known kiddie entertainer. Who didn't want to be in his gang?
Damn straight. Stuck up bast@rds those Vietnamese, they don't mind sex tourists, but don't you dare try and do the decent thing,and settle down with your twelve year old boyfriend like Gary attempted.

No justice.
No,No, NO, your wrong there, it was the Vietnamese music police that did him from crimes against music, it was to do with him covering the Michael Jackson song “Don’t let you Son go down on me”

Oh, and catching him in the jungle “practicing” the B side “I’m for every blowing bubbles”, don’t they understand that chimps are our cousins, therefore how can it be bestiality, it’s just keeping it in the “family”
ACAB said:
Ian Brady, a caring, thougtful father figure to a great number of northern kiddies, right up until the moment he tortured and buried them.
Morrisey and the Smiths, the Gallagher Brothers, the Happy Mondays, the Stone Roses, Joy Division.

Makes you wish he'd cracked on and slotted a whole generation of little Mancunian tykes circa 1966 ...
Mel Gibson: a devoutly religious man who knows “What Policewomen Want”, which is to be complimented on their appearance and warned about the “International Jewish Conspiracy”.

Yet when takes time out from driving home, full of the Holy Spirit, to do just this, do they thank him? No they bloody well don’t! They put the poor bugger in the clink.

After all the torment and anguish the British colonialists in his head have caused him, and all the celluloid battles he’s fought, there’s gratitude for you!

You couldn't make it up! (mind you, he could, and more).

David Koresh for his free thinking attitude to religion shame he never carried out his fire extinguisher checks on a regular basis
Ladies and Gentlemen

I give you - Vodka!

Well vodka Russian style at least. This inoffensive, colourless liquid, faked in order to appease the drunken hunger of the proles has caused them to shift off this mortal coil in droves:

It is an indication of the scale of Russia's drink problem that during an average month 3,500 people die after drinking such liquids.
Golly! Now the PC brigade are out in force to deprive the lower orders of their opiate and easy passage to the hereafter. Selfish or what?

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