split from

Hmmmm, she wont moan when you go out on the p1ss and come home drunk, you can kick her outside if she starts to p1ss you off, doesn't by stupid amounts of clothes and shoes, you can slap her without being arrested, she wont take half the house if you want to split up.

Hell sounds like the perfect marrige! :twisted:
The title gave me the impression that someone hitched up with my ex...

Oh well, couldn't really wish that on anyone.
Barking,absolutely barking.
And here I was wondering whyintheheck a UK paper would take an interest in my nuptials....
I've married five different bitches. I still appear to be cursed.

My particular curse takes three forms:

1. I fancy anything with a leg either side and or a pulse!

2. After one pint of lager I can no longer say no!

2. Regular demands for money from bitches I once failed to say no to!
I have had a few dogs in my time, but this takes the pisss!!!!



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I like the story, it's got legs.
What a load of ASS

Coat on.
paralysis and a loss of hearing?
no shit hes from a villiage where they regularly marry pets and force feed them cake till they breed another generation of inbound immigrants. And did you see the look on the poor dogs face obviously an arranged marriage, she aint so hot on him.
Mark my words she'll die soon and he'll be over here hanging around Battersea masturbating furiously into a rain coat.
I tell ye were all doomed Captain doomed.
A dog!

This is wrong. Very, very, wrong. Sick!

If it was a nubile young ewe I could very well understand, but a dog?
Puts a whole new angle on the Term "Dogging it"
I wonder if we`ll see them on you tube!

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