BlotBangRub said:
Last night I went out to the pub with a friend and for the second time in as many weeks some random, drunken dickhead felt an irresistible, almost magnetic attraction to me.
I am talking about the slightly unhinged, bi-polar, self loathing bellend who of course thinks he is as hard as ten men, and that I am somehow interested in his opinions and posturing.
Two weeks ago it was some illiterate pikey t**t and his equally obnoxious 20 stone wife, and last night it was some bald headed fool from Leicester.
Now what I want to know is why me??
I have been in an almost unprecedented good mood for a year now, especially the last few months and so it cannot be anything I said as I am almost frighteningly friendly to people.
This fool last night began having a go at my rather dapper Swaine Adeney & Brigg jacket before staring at me and mumbling under his breath. I was then treated to comments such as 'I am watching you', combined with menacing winks and when I went to the bar he even moved position to stand right next to me.
Now 15 years ago I would have thought this was brilliant and delighted in beating his head off the bar, but I have grown up since then, so why cant he use his superpowers to detect that?
Do any other Arrsers have a magical ability to attract gobshites in pubs and if so, any suggestion as to why so they can be avoided in future?
I am talking about the slightly unhinged, bi-polar, self loathing bellend who of course thinks he is as hard as ten men, and that I am somehow interested in his opinions and posturing.
Two weeks ago it was some illiterate pikey t**t and his equally obnoxious 20 stone wife, and last night it was some bald headed fool from Leicester.
Now what I want to know is why me??
I have been in an almost unprecedented good mood for a year now, especially the last few months and so it cannot be anything I said as I am almost frighteningly friendly to people.
This fool last night began having a go at my rather dapper Swaine Adeney & Brigg jacket before staring at me and mumbling under his breath. I was then treated to comments such as 'I am watching you', combined with menacing winks and when I went to the bar he even moved position to stand right next to me.
Now 15 years ago I would have thought this was brilliant and delighted in beating his head off the bar, but I have grown up since then, so why cant he use his superpowers to detect that?
Do any other Arrsers have a magical ability to attract gobshites in pubs and if so, any suggestion as to why so they can be avoided in future?


