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Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by one_winged_angel, Sep 23, 2007.

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  1. onTop quality drills that man!I tell ya mate this thing was so hot my s*it glowed!
  2. Thats just bad on so many levels.
  3. Hmmm I will pick out some words and phrases from that post............

    gurkas taught me, vaseline and ringpiece!

    Dirty boy
  4. >>>if you know it'll be a bad one? Are you sure you're on the right thread?
  5. OOps looks like everyone and his cat beat me to that one...
  6. Just a wee bit slow just a wee bit.
  7. Hang on guys, don't knock it until you have tried it!

    If you've suffered from piles you'll understand where I'm coming from here, Curry and piles just don't mix.

    Get the vaseline up the hoop, it does wonders.
  8. But its still wrong dude!
  9. :bQuality top quality lmfao.
  10. I see what you did there! respect!

    BTW, if inserting Vaseline into your own arse makes you doubt your sexuality then I suggest you get your wife to do it - fun for the whole family! :D
  11. you must be loads of fun on a runashore welsh expat

  12. Noooooooooo! A mans arrsehole should be like a defensive postion - Outgoing is good, incoming is bad!
  13. Update:I now have the s***s never ever eating phal again gonna stick to madras from now on:p
  14. Update: Despite having a rather hot mexican chilli yesterday my hoop is still cool and pain free....... 8)

    Vaseline, you know it makes sense.
  15. Oh dear God!It's still burning.............my fault I had another last night.