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Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by halo_jones, Sep 27, 2007.

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  1. OFH as ever the perfect gentleman and the fedex'd case of pies were most welcome ;)
     
  2. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    The pleasure was all mine. Every time.
     
  3. h_j, you cunning woman! Have you suggested to ofah that he might be allowed to convert you if he plies you with enough pastry delights?! 8O :D
     
  4. well i do have a soft spot for a creamy pie :wink: or two ..... ummmmm PIE
     
  5. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I have to use the tools I have. Not having looks, charm, charisma, or sexual organs, I find that cream cakes help. Fancy a cream horn? :D
     
  6. well just now i have a cat that got the cream look on my meshy mush
     
  7. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Is that the cream from my cream horn?
     
  8. no it is just the cream from the pie ..... i was wondering is i should offer a master class in pie for all the poor girls who have yet to go darkside ;)
     
  9. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I think you should, and I will film it, so that we can merchandise the film.
     
  10. lezzer 101 @ ARRSE has a nice ring to it .....
     
  11. You're as bad as those fellas who think that they can convert dykes, but :judge: for the effort you put in! :D
     
  12. Its in the rules DB if i dont sign up enough i might lose my '100 Ribbon' and also could be sent back to lezzer and pie eating classes.

    its not all fun and feminism you know there are tests and not just practical bloody essay questions .... :wink: