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  1. I just got a mental image of a line of old bids with syringes up their clouts.
    And it made me harder than Chinese Algebra....
  2. tin of john west, kleenex, copy of readers wives

    lock the door,

    job done
  3. Or a real woman :wink:
  4. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    What is one of them, and how do I get one? :oops:
  5. How the hell does that save you a whole wedge of cash?
  6. Take the middle sausage out of the tin for your pleasure. Cheap and lots of fun.
  7. That does not work for me being winkyless therefore it could be a boon since scoffing at Smith's scampi flavour fries will just make my arrse larger
  8. Take the middle sausage out of the tin and keep it for your pleasure. Adapt, improvise and overcome Halo.
  9. as a rugmuncher hid the sausage isnt on my must do list :wink:
  10. such a waste!
  11. What? Of sausages?
    Don't Rugmunchers bang each other with strap-ons and double-ended implements and the like? Or is that just me dreaming again.

    ps I'm a rugmuncher too!!!
  12. Funnily enough...me too!!! Nothing like sucking on a good shag pile.
  13. yes but that is the difference between can do list and must do list :wink:
  14. So then, what will you be doing this weekend? The 'can dos' or the 'must dos' ? Or are you going to spoil yourself and have a bit of both?
  15. That indeed would be telling ............ and on that point off to prep up for some 1on1