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Bugger all (I know it has no connotations to sausage jokes but WTF).
why the f*ck would you want to smuggle sex toys over there? My first concern when I was over was "where can I get a bottle of single malt?"
"He could have used a loaf of bread," the spokesman said. "It's not against the law here
Does this mean that its ok to load bread products with sex toys but not sausages?

Perhaps they should banger him up in prison for this....

Was he thinking of porking someone with these...
Was I the only one who saw the title of the thread and thought some bloke had shoved a plastic cock up his back entry?

I think that's my coat and taxi I see.....

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