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Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by shortfuse, Nov 22, 2006.

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  1. A good clothes shop .... in Aldershot?

    you're shitting me right?.... what was it, Websters or the cats protection league?
     
  2. Try Harrods!
     
  3. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    I've often had a dream about owning a small rural pub come B&B and IF it ever came to fruition,I'd offer servicemen a discount on stays meals.....
    (But I suppose that's nearly every squadied dream....Owning a pub!!



    (Or a brewery!)
     
  4. Scraping ice from my car windscreen. Toothpick. Cutting lines of coke. Last one not true.
     
  5. I'm ferkin' lurky.... my MOD 90 gets me into any barracks I want whenever I want....
     
  6. Actually they were not really dumbstruck, more like starstruck. They mistook me for The Hof. :roll:
     
  7. There's always bloody one isn't there... who beats you to the one liner you were going to use.
     
  8. I once raped and murdered 15 prostitutes and was caught red handed whilst cutting the tits of one of them to make baccy pouches with. Hey presto, i produced my Military ID card to the copper and he let me off with a warning not to do it again.
     
  9. Flash uses the edge of his to chop up and cut his columbian marching powder
     
  10. Or even Leconfield without the S
     
  11. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Bugger !
    Wish I'd been vaguely sober whenever I went to The Church, I might have saved some dosh.
    Nah, I'd just have pissed it against the wall anyway.
     
  12. Always needed to maximise available resources on a sunday morning. money saved was always worth a couple of cans which topped up the night before.

    Then again, since many people hadn't twigged to tie the placcy bag with their beer to their belts, a dragging foot walking through crowds always collected something!
     
  13. How long did you serve? What do you do now? Can we swap lives?
     
  14. No chance.