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Not funny?
course its not funny, it goes against every principle of a women in a partnership innit :D

I am always on the verge of orgasm, but do i complain? no i just live with it. 8O
Gunny Highway said:
Lordy, I could do with suffering with priapism. I have enough problems getting it up, and with drink inside me, it's a big massive no-no. Not even Pam Anderson shaking her melons at me could get it up after a few bevvies.
Hmmmm. Just a bit too much information.
SnakeBite said:
Priapism is obviously a serious problem. But to any switched-on soldier, a problem is merely another obstacle to overcome. So :-

1 - You now have somewhere to hang your beret, no need to stuff it into a pocket or tuck into your belt loops.
2 - You have an instant centre pole for your basha
3 - Jacking up a landrover has never been quicker
4 - never forget your pool cue ever again
5 - useful pointing device for instructional purposes
6 - A useful "attitude adjuster" for beating unruly crows to death
7 - Cheat on BPFA press ups
8 - Donut and onion ring storage facility

Or alternatively you could just play Chinese Helicopter Pilot 24 hours a day
Hahahaha :lol:
Adds a whole new meaning to boys and their toys!!!! I do take it the above items are all miniture versions???
Good thing you have a HUGE imagination at least....
Hahahaha :lol:
Unfortunately babycakes, i often suffer from stella-induced-anti-priapism.

I have long since developed the skill of pushing a marshmallow into a
piggy bank into a beautiful art form.

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