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Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by bubblehead, Nov 18, 2003.

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  1. Makes a good case for wearing Depends. Imagine that...raisin sized testicles.
  2. Not funny?
    course its not funny, it goes against every principle of a women in a partnership innit :D

    I am always on the verge of orgasm, but do i complain? no i just live with it. 8O
  3. well said VB, i was all ready to climb aboard my high horse but then read youd beaten me to it.
    good on yer.
  4. That's incredible (inaccuracy). They should be hauled over the coals for it. I'm sure they have experts like you guys at the end of the phone to check with so no excuse.
  5. Cheers VB, I was just going for a... bit of scran, best skip my daily tommy tank tonight.
  6. Hmmmm. Just a bit too much information.
  7. I'm amongst friends, so I don't mind sharing.
  8. Not even a weird smell?
  9. Lost my sense of smell, helps in countries like this.
  10. You must mean mighty do-nut. He has been known to store several erect jobbies up his botty. Only for cash you understand.

    BTW. lol snake!
  11. Hahahaha :lol:
    Adds a whole new meaning to boys and their toys!!!! I do take it the above items are all miniture versions???
    Good thing you have a HUGE imagination at least....
    Hahahaha :lol:
  12. Unfortunately babycakes, i often suffer from stella-induced-anti-priapism.

    I have long since developed the skill of pushing a marshmallow into a
    piggy bank into a beautiful art form.
  13. LOL !