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Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Praetorian, May 17, 2007.

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  1. Reading that makes me want to touch my private place. Its even better if they're young, weak, tight and disabled. Absolutely no chance of a fightback!

    (My 2000th post, fitting that it should contain references to child abuse, disabilities and sex all at once!)
  2. try anaesthetised Prae :D
  3. Do we have any pictures of this filthy bitch?
  4. In your family album :wink:
  5. sure do look heres one

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  6. Indeed you have a special place in my heart for hitting 200 so divinely :p
  7. dirty bitches those nurses!!why couldn,t i have someone like her treating me pre snip on tuesday just to make sure my tubes were completely dry,she sounds wasted in a nursing home ,but whats wrong with relieving the sexual tension in those admitted to hosipital?could be a new line in ward care! :wink:
  8. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I thought all women were during the act? The ones I have been with always acted that way. :(
  9. Dear dear you know that would never happen with me 8O however your ryphonol martini would leave you at my mercy :twisted:

  10. Seeing that this is in the NAAFI and you expect normal replys :roll: suggest you check yourself :roll:

    edited for mongo quoteing :oops: runs off too punish self :p
  11. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Pour me a large one! :wink: