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#3
All hail!
 
#5
Yep, cut 'n' paste, tis a great invention. Fcukin' hilarious that, totally fcukin' hilarious.....
 
#6
devilish said:
Yep, cut 'n' paste, tis a great invention. Fcukin' hilarious that, totally fcukin' hilarious.....
stop your sulking at me because l deleted your conversation thread.

it is a very childish thing to do. and re-read it 1st sentence might help. :wink: never said I wrote it did I?

now do you want to carry this on or not?l can open your own thread in the arrsehole forum if you really want?
 
#7
Sulking? I thought we had cleared the air on our obvious dislike for one another through PM's? Looks like I was wrong then doesn't it?

Now, if I remember correctly, I ask you if you had a problem with me then at least have the curtousy to address me through PM. But here we go again with you flexing your authotarian muscle on an open forum. Was I just bumping my gums for the sake of entertaining you for a couple of hour when I ask you to kindly PM me if you had a problem?

Now if you read my post correctly you will find that I was refering to officer's bird comments about copying and sending on. As for the rest of my post, yep I did find it funny but maybe the use of the word hilarious was a little strong. Now fcuk off and take one of those little pills the doctor prescribed, you know the ones that stop you being paranoid and read too much into things.
 
#11
You know me mate, I'm the most laid back person you will find. Unless of course you deprive me of sleep, proper food, sex, whisky, decent clothing, computer, MP3 player, hard core porn, pro-plus, dirty women.........
 
#13
It says on the pack "12 to be taken in 24 hours", I had 4 by the end of DS detectives "occupying a harbour" lesson. Do you remember the 20 odd quick fire questions I threw at him?
 

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#14
canteen_cowboy said:
I saw this and thought of you :wink:

Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work daiquiri, a glass of wine on the weekend, you're even around in the holidays, or hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:

1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?

2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a kebab, a butter chicken curry along with a sausage with cheese, onion and mustard (washed down with WINE and topped off with a Kit Kat after a few sweet chilli and sour cream red rock chips)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you went too far this time.

3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black and blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 minutes to get the front door key into the lock.

4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for a previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal and in no way interfere with my daily activities.

Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now and would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets.

In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above and address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions and hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership. Thank you, Your biggest fan.
I look forward to Thursday - no later than 3pm - when we can see the next cut n paste. :roll:
 
#15
devilish said:
It says on the pack "12 to be taken in 24 hours", I had 4 by the end of DS detectives "occupying a harbour" lesson. Do you remember the 20 odd quick fire questions I threw at him?
Nope , i was asleep :p
 
#16
devilish said:
Yep, cut 'n' paste, tis a great invention. Fcukin' hilarious that, totally fcukin' hilarious.....
It's OK, It's not a story and not a joke, just a funny little piece.
Fits in NAAFI conversation nicely.
 
#17
sparkysapper said:
Quality post CC now we get hand bags at 20 paces between you and devilish. :):)
no handbags needed, if he learnt how to quote i might not have made the error.

devlish how can you dislike someone,I have never said I dislike you, you have no idea who I am, we have never met,nor likely to.
 
#18
canteen_cowboy said:
sparkysapper said:
Quality post CC now we get hand bags at 20 paces between you and devilish. :):)
no handbags needed, if he learnt how to quote i might not have made the error.

devlish how can you dislike someone,I have never said I dislike you, you have no idea who I am, we have never met,nor likely to.
If I could have been arrsed in quoting something that was written directly above my origional post, then I probably would have.;-)
 

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