split from frog aviation thread

#1
Sick, Cutaway, sick :D
 
#3
walt_of_the_walts said:
There is a 5 year old girl without parents today because of this tragedy.

TOSSER
Behind every cloud there is a silver lining...... and a plummeting allouette :D

There is a 5 year old without parents.... only last week a set of parents anccidentally fed thier 5 year old to a big dog....

Problem solved, everyone is a winner.... apart from the parents who will have to put up with a whining French kid.

Seems it was a Brit with limited imagination who own the restaurant:

BBC wrote:
The Alouette 2 helicopter crashed at the Chez Bob restaurant on a road between Salin-de-Giraud and Arles, in the Camargue region.
 
#4
I can confirm that there isn't a deodrant in France called Alouette.
 

chrisg46

LE
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#5
Frogs legs allegedly taste like chicken...
 
#6
chrisg46 said:
Frogs legs allegedly taste like chicken...
They do. Although it depends alot what they're cooked in aswell. 8)
 
#7
Anyone who takes a trip to lunch (other than one that comes in a white cardnoard box with a yogurt and "panda cola" drink on board) deserves head / wing action.

Alor! Les helicopter plummete tout suit, mon dieu! Mon tete de splattee!
 
#8
Accidental decapitation is always funny! Dont look at me like that, I dont make the rules. What we need is an under the counter version of "You've been framed", with Harry Hill adding random quips to footage of people being dragged through combine harvesters and nippers being mauled by badgers.
 
#9
sandmanfez said:
Accidental decapitation is always funny!
Deliberate decapitaion is funny but on a different level... I'm currently watch some footage of the boxer rebels get thier heads lopped off and I'm in tears giggling.

That 5 year old will be the envy of her class, she will have the coolest story, 'This weekend we went out for tea and mummy and daddy's heads came off'
 
#10
sandmanfez said:
Accidental decapitation is always funny!
Absolutely. And been done before...


 
#11
Rudyard Kipling summed it up........

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs......
Yours is their will and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a orphan my child!
 
#12
Anyone remember this from thier child hood, loosely translated about a lark getting plucked...

I bet this is sung in every school playground in southern France, if anyoen has a phone number on the nations newest orphan, I'd like to taunt her.


Alouette, gentille Alouette,
Alouette je Daddy lost his head,
Alouette, gentille Alouette,
Alouette je Mummy's laying dead
Je te plumerai la tête,
Je te plumerai la tête,
There heads feel off, there heads fell off
Alouette, Alouette,
O-o-o-o-oh,
Alouette, gentille Alouette,
Landed on my folks
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
#13
walt_of_the_walts said:
Even for NAAFI bar, thats not funny at all. There is a 5 year old girl who has witnessed the horrific death of her without parents because of this tragedy.

TOSSER
Yes it is.
It's easily as funny as any jokes about mass murder, if not more so.


I'm actually posting this via the wireless link on the Eurostar as I'm hoping to take the girl to an auction.
Top bidding so far has been between MDN and an anonymous client in Belgium , but my spidey senses tell me I'll be getting something from the ACF in London.
:D
 
#14
Cutaway, ignore the touchy sensitive man..... He is obviously involved in scooping up the spills at Chez Bobs...

Please continue to post, when the line is crossed you'll be informed... point to note though, you are a 15 hour shuttle ride away from that line
 
#15
Look some of the stuff in here is really quite nasty. If you are easily offended - DO NOT ENTER.
...or you will be ridculed to within an inch of your miserable oxygen theiving life

Cutaway, have you thought about getting 'the poor little mite' on Trisha, so we can all laugh at her misfortune?

She can blame this incident for fcuking up her life when she becomes a crack whore by the time she's 12....
 
#16
Who cares about a few guillotined frenchies.

What I want to know about is was the grub any good at Chez Bob?

Were the now headless birds lookers at all? Can we purchase their still warm swedes on ebay to ...er.....admire their beauty?

Can you make a twin skin suit or sofa out of what's left Cuts?
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
#17
Porridge_gun said:
Cutaway, ignore the touchy sensitive man..... He is obviously involved in scooping up the spills at Chez Bobs...

Please continue to post, when the line is crossed you'll be informed... point to note though, you are a 15 hour shuttle ride away from that line
I just assumed he couldn't read the sign on the NAAFI door, maybe he can get one of the cadets to read it for him:
"Liam, come here and read this bit to me. Yes that's right young man, you just hop up onto my lap, feel free to wriggle about as much as you like I'll ensure you don't fall off..."

Shit, I'd better wind my neck in !
I've just realised that he's both a Customs offr and an ACF Instr - if that combo doesn't make him an expert in poking things into body cavities I don't know what does.
 
#18
Don't worry about it, when he asks you if you've go 'anything to declare', say "you are a twat" and proceed to beat him to death with that 5 year old you've 'borrowed' (she's got to be good at something)

Being a Customs officer and an ACF instructor, he'll have more walt stories than you can shake a stick gun at....
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
#19
Whit_RE, maybe not Trisha. I reckon we could make more by putting her in a cage and having punters pay a quid a head to see her freak and gibber when we play the soundtrack of the chopper attack in Apocalypse Now.

After hours we could farm her out to "Youth Leaders" - it's just a pity she's a girl, they'd pay far more for the late night services if we had a fresh little lad.
It'd be too much to hope for a copycat incident I suppose ?
 
#20
I'm sure it can be arranged...I'm quite haapy to crash helicopters for a living...
it's not like i'd have to learn how to fly them first...those cheese eating surrender monkeys didn't...

to see her freak and gibber
of course the easiest way to do this would be to make her cum...theres nothing like rug munching without the rug to choke on...

you've seen cats when they've got hairballs...who wants to get like that...shave em all I say...

sorry, got distracted...young lad?...yummy!

women are ok ,but there's nothing like the real thing...
 

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