Piss on the lawn. It sets a good example to the dog and half a roll of turf once in a while is a small price to pay.
A mate sent me this photo because he knows how much I value my collection of photographs of piss burnt grass with a bit of turf stamped into it.
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My morning routine with the degs around 4am. Quick patrol and a wazz in the pool area before heading indoors for a brew and make their brekker.
Where me and Little Man wazz is slightly burned, but Big Girl does some serious scorched earth stuff. Hormonal?