Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Heywood_Jablowme, Apr 10, 2007.
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I once smuggled a crate of Pivo over the fence in Sipovo.
(bidding starts a grand)
I once saw some norty men doing rude things to a stripper.
(mind you it made getting to the bar a lot easier!)
I have pictures of naked Royal Marines fighting.... sorry you've got loads, ok
I have pictures of Royal Navy people drinking loads then going whorin.... right, as well?? OK
How about a Crab working on a Sat.
Thought you would be interested.
No one will believe that!
I once got drunk on a Wednesday night. And went into work hungover, I still feel ashamed even now, after all these years
I've got a picture of me with my finger up a welsh girls arse.
Why? Well, why not?
I harmed three children with a pair of ppincers and a one metre length of drain rod
For a significant amount I will lead you to their graves
I once got bust for a border incident on the East German border, involving snow, cans of coke and East German border guards.
Bidding starts at Â£2000.
Extra Â£2000 for the photos.
I got caught wanking on a sangar in S.A
bidding... oh bollox thats common knowledge...
I farted in Buckingham Palace. Fortunately no-one noticed as there was a politician in the vicinity so attributed the stench to him
I have heard some whoppers in my time
Are you hoping that the Sport is looking on here?
Not even Tom Newton - Dunce would buy that one
lol.. went skinny dipping whilst on duty at windsor castle 94
Christ! All my dodginess is flooding back, I should write a 4 page book.
One involved a girl wearing nothing but my smock and me wearing nothing but a P helmet!
Daily Sport, if you're reading this one will cost you!
I killed the President of Paraguay with a spork....
You might have seen the bit on Gross point blanke where it is attributed to that charachter. Well that was me.
I've still got a roll of Green Army String and one of those big yellow handled screw drivers from a CES, it's got the crows foot on it and everything.
Oh, and I once kicked the cr@p out of a civvie at the famous Owls bar & dance review in Tenby, does this count.
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