Spill the beans to the tabloids in here!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Heywood_Jablowme, Apr 10, 2007.

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  1. I once smuggled a crate of Pivo over the fence in Sipovo.

    (bidding starts a grand)
  2. I once saw some norty men doing rude things to a stripper.
    (mind you it made getting to the bar a lot easier!)
  3. Guns

    Guns LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. The Royal Navy

    I have pictures of naked Royal Marines fighting.... sorry you've got loads, ok

    I have pictures of Royal Navy people drinking loads then going whorin.... right, as well?? OK

    How about a Crab working on a Sat.

    Thought you would be interested.
  4. No one will believe that!
  5. I once got drunk on a Wednesday night. And went into work hungover, I still feel ashamed even now, after all these years :roll:

  6. I've got a picture of me with my finger up a welsh girls arse.

    Why? Well, why not?
  7. I harmed three children with a pair of ppincers and a one metre length of drain rod

    For a significant amount I will lead you to their graves
  8. I once got bust for a border incident on the East German border, involving snow, cans of coke and East German border guards.

    Bidding starts at £2000.

    Extra £2000 for the photos.
  9. I got caught wanking on a sangar in S.A

    bidding... oh bollox thats common knowledge...
  10. I farted in Buckingham Palace. Fortunately no-one noticed as there was a politician in the vicinity so attributed the stench to him
  11. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    I have heard some whoppers in my time
    Are you hoping that the Sport is looking on here?
    Not even Tom Newton - Dunce would buy that one :D
  12. lol.. went skinny dipping whilst on duty at windsor castle 94 :)
  13. Christ! All my dodginess is flooding back, I should write a 4 page book.
    One involved a girl wearing nothing but my smock and me wearing nothing but a P helmet!

    Daily Sport, if you're reading this one will cost you!
  14. I killed the President of Paraguay with a spork....

    You might have seen the bit on Gross point blanke where it is attributed to that charachter. Well that was me.
  15. I've still got a roll of Green Army String and one of those big yellow handled screw drivers from a CES, it's got the crows foot on it and everything.

    Oh, and I once kicked the cr@p out of a civvie at the famous Owls bar & dance review in Tenby, does this count.